We know, the name is less than enticing, but really Pineapple Dog Shit is a true representation of the genetics that she brings to the table. Unknown breeders decided to cross Chemdawg 4 and Pineapple Punch, and boy are we glad they did. This well-balanced bud is a great companion for nearly any daytime activity.
Perhaps one of the only downsides to this strain is just how sporadic her potency can be. Some point to a low of 12% THC while users have found her out at their local shop with highs of 26%. Honestly, nugs do look a little bit like what your dog leaves behind in the grass with a dark green and lumpy appearance, but thankfully they smell a whole lot better than that. Hints of tropical fruit and citrus offer a sweet and sour appeal, however, a bit of acrid tar does make its way into the mix as well.
If picking up your dog's crap creates feelings of frustration and hatred, smoking Pineapple Dog Shit is the exact opposite. Users get to enjoy a high that's super cheery and uplifting, offering a bit of an increase in social tendencies as well as a creative headspace. This feeling persists for quite some time, helping you to have one of the best days of your life. Physical effects do eventually kick in with a set of tingles that are relaxing yet not very sedating, thus rounding out this awesome hybrid.
Pineapple Dog Shit is ideal for medical users who need a bit of help with easing stress and depression and aren't sure where else to turn. Although she's potent, she's also gentle and can turn any frown upside down. This strain assists in soothing pain as well and can help fight fatigue and incite hunger in those with a chronic lack of appetite. Individuals with ADD and ADHD have said that the creative yet focused nature of this strain can help during the day at work as well.
As far as the world knows, Pineapple Dog Shit seeds are not available for purchase, so growing her at home is likely out of the question. However, knowledge is power, so if you do get the chance to cultivate her someday, make sure to keep her warm and dry and top her often. She takes between 8 and 10 weeks to fully mature and offers a nicely sized yield.
Try not to think about poop while you smoke this strain, although truthfully it's pretty difficult not to. While she can be intense at times, especially for newer smokers, Pineapple Dog Shit is a bud that you have to try at least once - you may end up finding your new favorite daytime companion.